I got into a conversation on Sunday with friends on the topic of the New York subway system. Specifically, what food would each line be if they were food. My thoughts on the topic are below, in no particular order (with not all lines represented).
Times Square Shuttle
Street vendor pretzels
Poop (I realize that’s not a food, but the C trains are just real poopy)
Pee (like the C line but faster)
Staten Island Railroad